So uh... This was supposed to be here only for today... But um... the page I was gonna use to replace this one isn't aaaanywhere near done. So uh... Yeah. Funny how that works out.
-Months later Update-
Gimme money for no reason!
Wanna email me random feedback? firstname.lastname@example.org
(note: This is a joke-y email address and I probably wont reply. But I do read what you send.